Steve Rogers Versus The Future

Where is the Airport?!

I can’t stay for very long, because I’m in the middle of something very important. I’ve been playing this game called “Mapcrunch” for the last two hours. The point is to walk around until you’ve found the airport, but you start in the middle of nowhere! It’s really very amazing, because it goes where you tell it to go, even though you might be on the other side of the world and you’re only communicating through the Inter Net!

I wonder who the guy or gal driving my car is. Do you think he or she is on the Computer too? That sure isn’t safe, if you ask me. Maybe the car is telling them where to go, sort of like how J.A.R.V.I.S. tells Tony.

They sure are nice, taking time to drive me around. I’m enjoying the scenery, but I’m starting to get a little worried. What if takes me too long to find the airport? What if they starve to death? Do you think they give the drivers enough food? What if they have to go to the bathroom? Sometimes I stop clicking for a while so they can take a break, but I don’t think they know that’s what I mean! I wish there was some way to talk to the driver, so I could tell them what a great job they’re doing, and also to stop driving on the wrong side of the road.

I — I have to get back to Mapcrunch. I have to find that airport before it’s too late!

—Steve Rogers

inside-the-saltwater-room asked: I'm so glad you're back, Cap! I missed you! :)

Well, shucks, thanks! I’m glad I’m back, too. And I’m glad to see that, well, for once, not much has changed! It’s very comforting.

I’ve sure missed you all as well!

—Steve Rogers

How’s Everyone Been?

Hello, everyone!

It’s sure been a while! I hope that you’ve all been all right while I was away. Well, actually, I haven’t really been away, but my Computer has been broken for a long time. We’ve been having some trouble with Thor’s little brother, Loki, who I think, really, has just been bullied a little bit too much. I tried to make him feel better by letting him borrow my Computer (the Inter Net sure helps me feel better sometimes!) but he just threw it out the window.

And then he threw Tony out the window, too.

So, maybe it was a little bit more than just bullying. But that’s all behind us now. Loki seemed very sincere when he apologized. I’m sure he won’t give us any more trouble.

Oh, and don’t worry, Tony is all right! But he wants me to “tell all the ladies that if any of them want to come play nurse, he’s stuck in bed all day anyway.”

I don’t know what that means. He’s been able to walk for the last two weeks.

—Steve Rogers

Anonymous asked: You know Steve, you are so right. Tony is definitely the one who needs to be screwed here. Preferably by you. And just so you know, in modern slag, 'screwed' means 'fuck' as in 'have intercourse with' or 'have sex with'. What *did* they call that in the 40s anyway?

I’m sorry, I don’t think —

Although I don’t like to think about it, Tony has… he doesn’t… there’s no need for more of that. For him. And I’m not — I — why would I… I… I must not understand what you’re trying to say.

We did have a term for it, but I’m not about to repeat it here. The Inter Net is no place for things like that.

—Steve Rogers

edrashtekaresket asked: Nick has to undress in order to dress in some work overalls. Can't get motor oil on nice clothes, see? Really now Steve, has the ice melted your thinking cells? ;)

I —

Well, I suppose that’s reasonable. I have just never seen Nick wear work overalls. But you make a good point, and I can’t think of a reason why he would need to undress otherwise.

—Steve Rogers

letglitchdraw asked: Hey Steve! Can you put up some pictures of your new kitten?

Hello!

I — well, I did take some pictures of Fuzz. At least, I think I did. Back in the forties, the pictures would come out on film and you could pass them around once you’ve developed the film. But I’ve taken apart this camera multiple times and I can’t find any film or the pictures anywhere! I sure hope they aren’t lost. They were very cute pictures.

—Steve Rogers

Anonymous asked: Steve, would you ever wear bell bottom jeans?

What are bell bottom jeans? Are they jeans with bells on the bottom? If that’s the case, no. That would sure get annoying!

—Steve Rogers

Anonymous asked: Lies, you know you wanna tie Tony up ;)

But I don’t. I really don’t! Tony can sure get a little crazy sometimes, but talking him down usually works. Miss Potts is quite good at it. I have a lot to learn from her.

—Steve Rogers

Anonymous asked: I thought you should know, my four year old nephew is going as you for Halloween :)

That’s — that’s great! I’m sure he will make a very good Captain America. I’m proud to have him carry the shield.

—Steve Rogers

toristorytime asked: Thanks for answering my question =) This time I have sort of a favor though. My step dad is about to go overseas with the national guard. I'm really praying he'll end up in a low combat zone and will be safe (I feel a little selfish when I say that, since I know that means someone elses dad or loved one will be in the dangerous areas) But if it's not too much trouble would you mind praying or sending happy thoughts that way? For him and all the other soldiers going overseas. Thanks =)

Hello again Tori,

Of course I will send thoughts your stepfather’s way. It’s very honorable and admirable of him to be fighting for his country. You should be proud. And I don’t think you have to feel selfish. It’s natural to worry for our loved ones. I think there is a difference between wanting the ones you care for to be safe, and actively wanting someone else to get hurt. You have every right to be worried, but just remember that there is no greater duty that your stepfather could be doing.

—Steve Rogers